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Too
soon?
A
man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at
the headstone and gets up to leave. All
of a sudden, he notices another
man crying his heart out, lying on one of the graves, and it was breaking
his heart. The
sobbing goes on and on and he hears the man wail, "Oh why?
Why did
you have to die?? Why did you
go?" The man breaks down
sobbing again,
hitting his head over the headstone, still crying, "Oh why did you
die!? Why did you go so
soon?" Intrigued,
the first man walks up to him and says, "I'm so sorry for your
loss, is there anything I can do for you?"
"Who is the person you
are crying over so desperately," he asks, compassionately. "That's
my wife's third husband," comes the reply, between sobs.
"I'm number
four..."
HUMPTY
DUMPTY
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
The invisible man married the invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. |
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